HAT AND RED TROUSERS

A steal from our good friends at Look at my fucking red trousers!: C'nt Garden:

Red Trousers and a hat, thats 2 counts of twat.

This man is a born winner!

HALF A TWAT IN A HAT

Only half of a twat in a hat, here is another brother that fell victim to the streets. This man dropped out of school at the age of 15 where he went on to peddle crack to pensioners as part of the feared Eastbourne Crips before getting locked away for 25 with an L.

Let this be a lesson to the kids, stay in school!

They took away his freedom, but more importantly they took away his hat!

PUB TWAT

Here we have our first public submission, thanks to 'The Medler' for taking this great shot. Keep them coming people!!

This twat in a hat was found in his natural habitat, propping up the bar in a pub in Crawley.

We have been informed he was playing Candy crush while waiting for his Dandelion and burdock to be served like a true twat.

Also note the two string wrist bands for maximum twattyness!!

A QUALITY STREET HAT FOR A QUALITY MAN

Certainly a twat and certainly a hat, this one qualifies on all accounts. Its two for the price of one in this picture as Alex Reid appears to have glued a box of quality street to his hat.

A true helmet in both senses of the word. Go on Reidy!

FRO HAT

                                                      When a twat can't afford a hat.

PILLOW HAT

Here at twat in a hat, we love our hats and only wish there were more hours in the day to wear them. This pioneer has solved mans long suffering problem by creating the nocturnal hat.

The real cherry on the icing on the top of the cake however is the bow tie which should be worn when you are formally trying to impress your sleeping partner.You thought it wasn't possible to look more sophisticated wearing this hat...you were wrong.

BIEBER

Merely a minor, in this photo Bieber has found a hard hat and vagazzled it. The Chinese tourists love it and reports from China are that JCB are experiencing unprecedented levels hard hat sales.

THE PROPHET

  

COLONEL DAPPY

The words twat in a hat can rarely be spoken without conjuring thoughts of our Prophet....Colonel Dappy.

In this photo he has opted for a Peruvian hat (the school girl bunches type hat for the layman)...a wise man.